Links to Purchase eBooks – Click links for book samples, reviews and to purchase Links to Purchase Print Books – Click links for book samples, reviews and to purchase Oh no! Is that brown cloud coming out of ME? There’s a dark cloud hovering above the dirt, moving forward. I turn around to see what could possibly be fouling up this Minecraft universe. I’ve lived in Minecraft for years, but I’ve never smelled anything like the stink that fills the air today – worse than a pile of zombies rotting in the sun. (Pigs are not only sensitive they’re disgusting.) The pigs stare at me blankly, wrinkle their noses, then run to the other end of the pen.Īs the pigs race away, I catch a whiff of something foul. I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with the pork chops I got in the village yesterday. The pigs are still freaking out there must be a new threat in the area. Like a wave of energy hitting me from behind. My body jerks forward a loud explosion slams me into the fence. My body starts shaking – did someone install a new earthquake mod? That would certainly explain the animals’ behavior. There was a small incident with the Creepers last week so I’m happy to see that today the chickens are safe and sound.īut what’s going on with my pigs? Do they know something I don’t? Their diet hasn’t changed are they sick? Afraid? How would I interact and communicate with them? What situations would be funny, which ones would be horrifying? What adventures could I have?Ĭlouds float across the perfectly blue sky as I go outside to check on my animals. Since my characters existed in the game Minecraft already, I had to envision what they would be like in a real life situation. How Did You Come up With Your Characters? Then I laughed and started writing it all down on paper. I live in the world of "what if", so being a Minecraft player, i thought, what would happen if my character couldn't stop farting. So thought this would be the perfect combination of both. I love Minecraft and love telling fart jokes (who doesn't?). Heat/Violence Level: Heat Level 1 – G Rated Clean Read If your child likes Minecraft and thinks farts are funny, then this book is for them. Are the Creepers and zombies terrified – or attracted – to Steve’s toxic smell? Can Steve find a way to overcome his flatulent issue, or will it get the best of him in the end? Find out in this fun new superhero series by PT Evans and Illustrated by Jake Tashjian. See what happens in the wonderful world of Minecraft when Steve can’t stop farting. I can work with him on figuring that out but I can’t keep a wedding timeline with that.Oh, No! Minecraft Steve has Uncontrollable Gas! We are pretty early into wedding planning and I want to call it off because weddings are expensive and I’m not sinking more of my money into an uncertainty.įiguring out whether he wants to get married will take time and time is money. That’s where his lack of enthusiasm comes from. The joke made me realize that he probably doesn’t want to get married. I let it go after I felt like I was nagging him to have an opinion on something He said he doesn’t care about the details at all. I don’t even need him to have initiative but an opinion would be nice. AITAH?Įdit: I’ve talked with him about his lack of enthusiasm about anything. He said it was normal to joke about this. He was very upset that I called off the wedding and said he was just joking. We haven’t sent out RSVPs or booked too many vendors yet so I want to call it off before it becomes an even more expensive mistake. I talked to my fiancé and said that I’m going to call off the wedding plans and we could re-evaluate if he really wants to get married or even stay in this relationship. He wasn’t interested in getting married and I don’t want to marry someone who doesn’t enthusiastically want to get married. I decided we should call off the wedding for now. I felt really upset that he didn’t acknowledge my hard work in planning the wedding and because he joked that I was trapping him into marriage and that I pushed him into getting married. He said he was trying to enjoy his last days of freedom before I trapped him in the marriage. My fiancé joked that he didn’t lock me down, I locked him up. I was telling them some of my plans to cut costs down and my friend made a joke that it was a good thing my fiance locked me down because I’m a professional. My fiancé and our friends were talking about the wedding. His default response is “whatever you want.” So, I’ve had full creative freedom but I am a little sad he didn’t contribute to anything, even the color scheme. My fiance has ADHD and finds planning very boring. I work in the events industry and this sort of thing is my passion. It was a beautiful intimate proposal and I loved the idea of telling our future kids about his proposal.
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